Sunday 15 March 2009

Dave Pundit on Diouf

Hi, I'm Dave Pundit. Many people have been condemning Diouf's tackle on Manuel Almunia in the Arsenal v Blackburn game yesterday. I feel it's time to set the record straight. Firstly we have to realise that Diouf is foreign, the English game doesn't come naturally to him, but he launched himself into that challenge as if he'd been born and bred in good old blighty. It'd bring a tear to my I if I wasn't so damn rugged.

Secondly we have to think about who he was tackling. Manuel Almunia. Arsenal's keeper. Now in my day keeper's were fair game. You could elbow them in the face, bundle them over the line or leap in from 10 feet away with no chance of getting the ball and it was all perfectly acceptable. Nowadays however goalkeepers get far too much protection, the slightest foul and they get a freekick. The simple fact is that Diouf was just playing a good old fashioned style of football whereas Almunia was running around outside his area as if he was a fullback.

In my eyes if Almunia is going to go around acting like a proper footballer instead of a goalkeeper he should expect to get tackled like a real footballer. So let's hear it for Diouf for his attempts to fit into the British game and let's stop sympathising with a Spanish keeper who is under the deluded belief, common amongst Arsenal players, that people come to matches to see football being played.

16 comments:

  1. Well said, Dave.

    I can only second that full heartedly.

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  2. Yeah bloody soft foreigners! You only have to look at his hair the perm is the only way to go!

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  3. Agreed wholeheartedly.

    VanFabulous

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  4. Not sure what he fuss is about either - Diouf didn't spit on Almunia after the challenge so the keeper should count himself lucky and get on with it.

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  5. What a load of bollocks your blog is.

    He almost broke his fucking ankle, and didn't even apologise for it.

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  6. Dave, awaiting your take on Cesc spitting row.

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  7. cor_luka_pals is a pr;ck

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  8. Nice blog, dave pundit. I second the above comment: cor_luka_pals is a cupid stunt.

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  9. No offense to Cor_luka_pals, but he really is a ducking fickhead.

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  10. How so?????????????

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  11. Because I say so.

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  12. I know your taking the piss (even if you will never admit it) but it really was a "Eduardo danger level" tackle. I've always tried to see the best in Diouf but that was just reckless and being from a different country has absolutly nothing to do with it.

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  13. Almunia shouldn't have been so stupid as to have come out of his box when he knew Diouf was on the pitch.

    If you're in a cage underwater and you're surrounded by sharks you don't get out of the cage and start swimming, do you? (Unless it's a channel 5 documentary, that is.)

    Excellent blog by the way, DP!

    Why, may I ask, were you removed from 606... was it something to do with necrophilia?

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  14. Before I forget, what are your thoughts on Shay Given's heroics this evening, Dave?

    Nice to see a British goalkeeper doing well in Europe, don't you think?

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  15. Before I forget- what are your thoughts on Shay Given's heroics tonight, Dave?

    I haven't seen a British goalkeeper play that well in Europe for sometime now.

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  16. Quit slacking Pundit!

    Where's the weekend's predictions>

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